Sausage. Breakfast. Quesadilla. I’m literally choking on the gallons of saliva my mouth just started producing. Do you work at heaven?

oh no....

That is the only right way to do it.

One thing I can control is the amount of donuts I will eat in response to this sad as hell post.

Those accounts were likely the result of the media sensationalizing and capitalizing on the hysteria surrounding the early phases of the pandemic in the 80s. They needed a villain and they found one in ‘Patient Zero’, even though he was actually really helpful and forthcoming with the CDC.

Real talk SJP is a delight I follow her on instagram and she is CONSTANTLY replying to fans and just being lovely. I love her. And Amy Sedaris.

I don’t think it’s autonomous so whoever is controlling it would be able to stop if you were like ‘Hold up’.

THIS GIF IS LITERALLY LIFE

Seriously like my gyno has seen my cervix approx 100% more than me.

Courtney Stodden is bat shit insane and I am here for it

We studied parts of it for some class I can’t remember (English major) I think for a narrative writing class and it was just....ughhh. I well up with tears just thinking about how fraught with emotion his writing is.

That isn’t true in the slightest and you’re confusing his portrayal in an HBO movie with actual facts. The real fact is that he volunteered for non profits helping HIV patients before his death and voluntarily flew to Atlanta to give blood samples to the CDC for research.

And after he died even. Glad they set it straight but that still freaking sucks.

1) is this a real book?

The most disappointing thing about this story is that she didn’t even do anything with the money. Girlfriend just straight up stole it for the thrill of stealing. BORING.

No one with the power to ungrey, so he probably starred himself with other burners on different devices. Or it was 3 of the like 5 trolls from the loser coalition that likes to say fucked up shit around here lately.

Asked if she left the bullet in on purpose? Like for what? More sympathy? What the fucking fuck, this poor girl...

I just got ten pairs for $35 with that deal they just had. They are really comfortable and super cute!!

Like lesson number two after ‘Don’t be a gigantic piece of shit’ should be ‘Don’t put it on the internet’