The fake concern trolling is so gross, but so expected. The worst part for me was her use of retrograde patriarchal language to paint the increasing visibility of trans men as emotional, deluded, mentally disturbed and possibly abused teenage girls; she might have been a 19th century man decrying “female hysteria.” Way…

New Metroid looks great

That’s because Subway made a deal with the Devil and the stores exist as a front for stealing your soul. Just look at their logo - it begins and ends with a pointy Devil tail. And being in the Subway puts you underground, and closer to Hell.

OP is making a joke about the Olive Garden jokes that were shoved into the Sonic movie, as well as a few other weird bits of product placement. It was weirdly placed in the movie.

I hope the Sonic the Hedgehog sequel is as great as the great taste of Red Lobster! With their All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp for only $15.99, now available for a limited time!

It was a fun kids movie, with a character that never really had any lore to mess up.  Or at least no lore that anyone ever cared about.  All it needed was Sonic going fast and a Dr Robotnik to fight.  Honestly, I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would.  I’d say it was probably on par or slightly better than Shazam…

I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

Turns out the cook is really the boyfriend’s father.

Nah, I’m 100% okay with wishing and praying and hoping for the deaths of politicians who through legislation and lack thereof have contributed to the needless deaths of thousands and the untold sufferings of others. I celebrated when Scalia die. I’ll celebrate when McConnell and Trump and all of them do too. If they…

“ But hospitality is, at its core, about making guests feel comfortable.” Also at the core of hospitality is ‘hospital’, and what do hospital staff wear on their face while making ‘guests’ feel comfortable? ‘nuff said. 

That’s the thing; they wail about “freedom,” but what they want is their servant class back. Waiters, hairdressers, nail techs, everything that they think they deserve just by gracing the world with their presence.

Oh, I’m very sure the only person she does care about is her kids’ teacher.

I’m still waiting for a reporter to ask someone how this fits in with their “pro-life” stance

Can you imagine of this woman lived in Britain in 1940?

Actually, at Nintendo, copyright protection and data security *are* handled by one man, and he's my uncle.

Strawberry and apricot.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.  

I said I needed BEER, not WATER!

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.