That’s because Subway made a deal with the Devil and the stores exist as a front for stealing your soul. Just look at their logo - it begins and ends with a pointy Devil tail. And being in the Subway puts you underground, and closer to Hell.

OP is making a joke about the Olive Garden jokes that were shoved into the Sonic movie, as well as a few other weird bits of product placement. It was weirdly placed in the movie.

I hope the Sonic the Hedgehog sequel is as great as the great taste of Red Lobster! With their All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp for only $15.99, now available for a limited time!

It was a fun kids movie, with a character that never really had any lore to mess up.  Or at least no lore that anyone ever cared about.  All it needed was Sonic going fast and a Dr Robotnik to fight.  Honestly, I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would.  I’d say it was probably on par or slightly better than Shazam…

They breed in 5g towers and travel by chemtrail. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

So long as Snyder is forced to agree to some kind of restraining order preventing him from interacting with Cavill or working on any Superman projects, I would be fine with this. Always said he was wasted in the movies he was in. 

I don’t believe that the fandom that criticised his prior films are the same fans pushing for this. The only people I personally know who have been lobbying hard for the Snyder Cut also think that BvS was fantastic.

I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

This is not an obstacle course that prevents squirrels from getting the bird food. It’s a training course that will create superintelligent squirrels.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

Don’t fuck with us.

That I would watch. Make her the Marvel Crypt Keeper. Doling out puns and teaching lessons to the viewers. 

That is the best version of that that I’ve encountered.

This looks like an ad for the worst cologne ever. 

This is literally the funniest bunch of comments I’ve ever seen.  I don’t even care what happens to the film - the apoplectic fit being had by the internet is comedy gold.

There isn’t a Snyder cut yet. That’s part of this article, they’re working on making the Snyder cut, because previously it was in the Workprint stage with reshoots and at least tens of millions of dollars of post-production work between it and a releasable state.

Snyder makes dioramas, not movies.

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