Having a normal one online today, huh?

that’s literally all i want from this year in gaming. if that comes out by Xmas, 2020 is a success. If I become a billionaire, or finally get Swedish citizenship or grow wings but don’t play Bayonetta 3, the year is a trash fire and life is over.

My family used to have a bar that featured live music. The easiest way to pay for those bands, consisting of actual, live, talented human beings, was to charge a modest cover. I never had a problem turning away the cheapskates that wouldn’t pay the cover, which was far less than a movie ticket. Those kind of customers…

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which…

Fun fact: when potato chips were first massed produced and sold in Grocery Stores (or Farmhand’s Apothecaries, as they were called back then (1965)) they had specific eating instructions printed on the bags, since many people were unsure how to open the bag/consume the chips (or chorps, as they were called at the…

Marbula 1 is just the latest in a long series of marble races and competitions on this particular channel. The Marblelympics (featuiring the same “teams” competing here) have been going on for a number of years now, as have the Sand Marble Rallies (although those have a different set of competitors.) It’s a pretty…

So I’m going to buy an Echo, then buy this to disable my Echo and piss off my dog at the same time...?

RE: Jim Carrey

The probabilities change quite a bit based on unit sales lol.

What joke?

I know.  I mean who really thinks that game is ever going to be finished?

Okay, one more. Death Generator is too much fun.

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

Damn! Before I figured I had FF7 Remake to play until Cyberpunk 2077 was out but now the remake is out 6 days before 2077.

At this point I trust delay dates as much as I trusted a Windows minute during file transfers back in the days.´.
Violently shifting between 3 seconds to 1000 years.

He is *the best*. I’m so glad he’s back for another season or so.

I just saw the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode he was on (I’m late!) and he was so FUNNY. IDGAF about football but I like this guy’s attitude and sense of humor.