It’s impossible not to hear that last line in the style of Alec Baldwin on SNL as Trump.

C’mon, dude....pump the brakes....

Packs, moves to Netherlands

The Dutch are low-key heroes. They’re pretty committed to being anti-Trump across the board at the moment, whether in politics or entertainment.

I’m in a red state (that is in the process of turning purple), and I sure as shit didn’t vote for this psychopathic moron.

It means, the American People will pay billions and billions for the wall. Trump is doing what he does best, sticking the bill to everyone else.

HE’S GOING TO GET HIS PAYMENT IN CHICKLETTES FROM STREET VENDORS!

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I’m just going to keep posting this motherfucker.

Well there’s being an asshole and then there’s just slowly growing apart over the years until you really don’t know who the other celestial body is anymore and maybe it’s time you both started getting into other orbits.

This is the goodest question I’ve heard in a long time.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

I thought Uranus was the asshole?

If you’re in a Russian time zone, I think this makes sense.

“Back” ?

so he’s turning back to a pumpkin?