Oh I think he knows...

Or read!

If he was actually trying, he wouldn’t be doing it anywhere near this effectively.

If Trump was actually conspiring with the Russians to weaken our international standing while simultaneously undermining public faith in all our important institutions, what exactly would he be doing differently?

It’s pronounced “GY-na.”

The same. Because they are dumb.

He is soooooooo dummmmmbbbbbbb

LOL, good joke but implausible. Donald Trump can’t count.

“One China two China three China four”

“One lucky Los Angeles fan will host the Rams Super Bowl watching party and then get the chance to foot the bill when ownership leaves for a more appealing party halfway through the first quarter!”

President Gerald Ford was eaten by a wolf today.

Wait, is 23 bigger than 17? It is. Isn’t it? It definitely is. Unless it’s not? Who the fuck knows.

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

“But Krusty, why now? Why not twenty years ago?”

This is some 4-9 bullshit. Dude earned a shot to set the record for most NFL losses.

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract.