I’m going to set up a robocall to try and get a date. If I can get my message out to 194,000 people, someone’s gotta take me up on the offer, right?
Topher
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When I asked Johnson, a corporate lawyer, why he referred to himself as a farmer, he replied:
“SOMETHING ORIGINAL”
Step One: Cut a hole in a box.
Who signs off on this crap?
In Colorado you can track your ballot after it’s mailed - you get a notification when it’s received by the post office and then another notification when it’s received and counted by the clerk. It’s an amazingly efficient and transparent system. So by all means, Trumpies, fuck up and invalidate your ballot by voting…
Wait, he’s getting traded to the Browns?
He got hit so hard, he turned into Pepe
No, just thinking that I’m entitled to add Dr. to my name because the University of Illinois granted me all the responsibilities and privileges that come with the title. Or at least, that’s what it says on the diploma.
ESA’s entry in the contest:
Here’s a start to the party...
Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.
Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.
You paint with words, friend.
I don’t know - I like neither man but you can still respect the lip-chapping dedication involved. I wouldn’t have the stomach to work my tongue smooth on Trump’s sulphurous, orange peel ass.
What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.