“Dismiss” is your friend, always, when dealing with this moron...

they work so HARDDDD to spin!

1) No, they sure as shit will not.

I hope after this she never finds business in politics, again. There is no excuse for this.

Bro, maybe you should take the week off, come back on the 9th.

I’m sort of fascinated by Kellyanne. She plays the good little soldier well most of the time but occasionally, subtly (usually on Twitter) the facade will crack. I really hope she writes a tell all after this is over.

God willing, he’ll suffer Augustus’ fate. You know, he’ll keep reaching further and further for the elusive presidency and then fall into a river of shit when the election results come pouring in. And, then we can flush his ass out of the country through a drainage pipe.

“Foreign affairs.” I see what you did there.

Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?

I know what I’m gonna be for Halloween. I’m gonna be that robot from Westworld that smashed his own head in with a rock. Except I’m not gonna do it on Halloween, I’m gonna do it right now and it won’t be a costume it will be real.

Eternal BERN is just Tomato Face. There is no reason to argue with him.

The list keeps growing or groping?

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My spoon is too big!!!

Masshole, you’ve never seen “Rejected”!? Rejected: Don Hertzfeldt. Excellent short film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yH4h73RDeE

OR DO THEY??????

All these men are too emotional to be President.

Jerry: “It’s actually nacho cheese”

I now expect it to be Kingdom H3arts IIIREE Tri.

Just out of curiosity, does “Senior Writer” mean that you are like this site’s Andy Rooney? Can we get a series on money saving tips and trends you don’t understand?