Good call.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

It’s not like that’ll be difficult to do with Trump in charge; a Putin apparatchik should be able to do that in 160 characters or less or, if they’re feeling creative, a captioned image.

“If [Trump] hated women so much, how could he be married three times?”

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!

Trump is also a bidoof.

Probably true. Figured with my luck I’d end up just outside the blast radius and be forced to defend myself against a bunch of hungry assholes looking to steal my shit.

“That’s because I’m smart.”

Old Soviet Joke:

Didn’t have plans for this weekend yet. Guess now’s a good time to start gathering supplies and throwing them in a bug out bag and prepping a bunker. Thanks, TrumPutin

I don’t know...

If you die in the game, you die in real life.

Look, I have Pokemon. I have the best Pokemon, believe me.

Thank you for this reminder on a rainy grey day.

There is a hotel inside of each Pokeball. Unfortunately, they’re all Trump hotels.

damn, beat me to it...

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

Maybe I’m just old, but what purpose would a Billy Bush sticker serve?

I wish I could cause great embarrassment to my employer and then have them pay me $10 million NOT to work.

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