Look, I have Pokemon. I have the best Pokemon, believe me.

Thank you for this reminder on a rainy grey day.

There is a hotel inside of each Pokeball. Unfortunately, they’re all Trump hotels.

damn, beat me to it...

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

Lol I can see it now “Nintendo Splode”

Maybe I’m just old, but what purpose would a Billy Bush sticker serve?

I wish I could cause great embarrassment to my employer and then have them pay me $10 million NOT to work.

To be fair, Nintendo is known for their quality control. For example the Nintendo DS was designed to withstand a 6 foot drop onto concrete and still be playable..

Well, that’s the big reveal! Explode is the next big thing after motion controls.

$3.99 for unlimited switches

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Obligatory:

Please do not desecrate Saint Bender by comparing him to Cruz.

Pictured: Cruz, standing up for his conscience:

Why not just recycle this headline every time:

You might ask why Cruz hasn’t spent all of his money taking care of the families of fallen police officers.

Ted Cruz [comments on Kaepernick]

ted hasn’t the slightest clue about what it means to even be spoiled as 96% of the calories he consumes won’t go bad until 2056.

Either way ailes signed a non compete with Fox so he “can’t” run trump tv in any case, at least officially.