As someone who has a friend over at the onion.... this couldnt be more true.

+2 Groping Tiny Hands

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

this is the real story here folks

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Make sure you put purple lights inside of it!

Sherman and Vanity Fair contributing editor Sarah Ellison said at a panel sponsored by the magazine that they’ve both heard the same piece of good gossip: that Ailes and his previously good buddy Donald Trump have had some kind of falling out and are no longer talking, possibly over debate prep:

Orange dirty old crocks in a White House???? How is Batally still roaming free???

what the fucking fuck is happening in that photo with Mario Andretti?

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Ah, I apologize for the misunderstanding. I assume is uses a process similar to conductive coating preparation for electron microscopes.

I know this is incredibly petty, but I think it would only be poetic justice if Trump stiffed her like so many thousands of others he’s employed over the years. It would serve her right for her cynical opportunism.

I laughed way too hard at that sketch.

Step 1: Say the name of the problem.

Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

Donald’s plan:

Nope. Don’t click, asshole.

Living up to your name.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Enough with this scary clown shit...