As someone who normally h8s puns I say: more stars, more!

COTD right here, folks.

As a man: these garbage people (Trump, Lewandowski, Jeff Sessions, etc.) need to take many seats.

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

Yep, gotta keep those good “christian” priorities staight!

If you’re a man, you’re going to go to the man’s locker room, restroom or shower. If you’re a woman, you’re going to go to their appropriate shower. No change whatsoever.

I second this finding. Everyone I know who is voting for Johnson (including my own mother) is someone who was first supporting Trump or hated Trump from the beginning, but were republicans.

Seriously. I been asking them about it every year since the series started.

Yes. With Astrid/Astrix/Ashidla/Ashley, et. al.

Surprised it took this long for them to show up in cartoon form.

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.

Probably similar to my high school research project presentation entitled “Did Aliens Build the Pyramids??” which was entirely written in Papyrus font, with a photo of sand as the background, and barely fit onto a floppy disk.

its totally fair...he needs to be trounced by a woman. he’s not allowed to leave this race now, claim he was pushed out by the MSM and save any face. He needs to:

I want a new Spyro game :(

I bet its full of Comic Sans and

“[I’d Look Up the Song Title If I Cared More]”

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

Sexual Jumanji fits. Much like Alan Parrish, nobody has seen his genitals for 26 years.

For the few hard-core Republicans I know, if they say they’re voting for Johnson I just let it be. Fine. They all backed Romney in 2012. But I completely lose it when I read about former Sanders supporters voting for Johnson. Those people are just stupid.