I will gladly drop acid and take a swim in a sensory deprivation tank to travel to a parallel Earth with tears in the fabric of reality threatening my daily existence if it means not experiencing this 2016 election.

Meanwhile, Gary Johnson - Goofus to Bill Weld’s Gallant - admitted to himself what everyone in this universe, the Walternate universe, Earth Two, Earth 616, and every other version of our existence has known for forever...

Johnson: “And what is Aleppo?”

Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers is more electable.

Does anyone have any statistics on who is voting for Johnson? Are they normally republicans or conservatives? Are some of them on the left? I am curious to know how much if any of those voters are “liberals”.

“Johnson holds a series of ideologically incoherent positions”

Florida earth is either the best or worst earth depending upon what Florida Man is up to!

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

So you pretended to cover the Braves for the press for a year, so what? Craig Wilson pretended to play for the Braves for a year month and change.

Flash is totally what I thought of the first time I saw that commercial.

I don’t know how you jump from him mentioning there are multiple fight scenes in the next 100 pages to the fight scenes are 100 pages long. It just means the script is about 100 pages long and there are fight scenes in it. That’s it.

How many of those people have a ‘Calvin pissing on something’ sticker on their truck’s back window/tailgate? How many would ever see the irony in that?

bah male or female its just adorable.

Did people have this trouble with Braixen too? She’s basically the Pokemon version of an anime magical-girl, wand and skirt and all.

Oooh. That I can see. Rory ends up with Kirk, obviously.

You read that very literally.

Yes, but stage direction (and particularly action) typically takes up less space and dialogue typically takes up somewhat more. So an action heavy script might be slightly shorter at the same running time.

I blame scary clowns, and Stephen King.