...the bathroom faucet pours Coors Light!

Footage of me watching this abomination.

This... is... not... a... good... omen...!

What a great lesson this student learned. You posted our flaws online, into the can with you! The school administrators should be fired over this.

Couldn’t they use some DNA found on the inside of his hat to create another Grant? So what he’s saying is... it’s possible he could come back(?).

he’s expected to reveal details about his plan to get people to Mars

Sounds like this new Raptor could really open doors for long-distance space travel. Clever girl!

Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

Pat Response to Entropy Results in Heat Death

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Thank goodness he didn’t use a pressure cooker, or else we might have to have a rigorous debate about domestic security policy to make sure something like that wouldn’t happen anymore here in the States.

So after everything that’s happened and so much constant, unending, cannot-unsee-it news for the last 12 months, you’re really still on the fence?

So, in addition to making a dull, obvious, self-satisfied comment, you’re actually saying that, after everything that’s happened in this campaign up to now, you haven’t been able to make up your mind and you need three TV shows to tell you how to vote? And you’re proud to admit it?

“Set the record straight. My career failed. Many interceptions and dropbacks/fumbles. So stop coming at my coach and my agent with those offers. Thanks”

6. Possible nozzle in shape of sweet dragon head to direct fire.

“Maybe if we just put the cargo above the point of explosion, it will help it into orbit”

I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)

Don’t forget the Speed Holes!

Hmmm...you’d think it would be designed to not have “large breaches”. : P