Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

Pat Response to Entropy Results in Heat Death

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Thank goodness he didn’t use a pressure cooker, or else we might have to have a rigorous debate about domestic security policy to make sure something like that wouldn’t happen anymore here in the States.

“Set the record straight. My career failed. Many interceptions and dropbacks/fumbles. So stop coming at my coach and my agent with those offers. Thanks”

I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)

I’m honestly surprised Trump didn’t force him to do it live, on television, standing right next to Trump. And by “next to,” I mean “in front of, on a leash.”

These spineless puppets.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

I’ll take Brady Quinn for $200

Given what we know about that “elite” defense of Houston and how shitastic Buffalo is lets make a list of quarterbacks the Patriots could win with after a week or so of practice. Feel free to add to this list.

I’m willing to bet Bill Belichick’s secretary is getting sick and tired of Tim Tebow’s agent calling every ten fucking minutes. “No sorry, Bill is still at lunch.”

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

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i’ll take tongue-wagging silliness over weaponized ignorance any day of the week.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Its an entertainment / automobile website and this involves rockets.

Go watch fucking Autoline After Hours if all you want is industry news without the joyous snarkiness of a former Gawker blog.