The headline could be “Sony Just Found Another Way To Cripple MPEG Compression Quality...”

You either die the Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...

Part of me wishes there had been more Firefly.

Great, now he’ll want to nuke Tibet.

They’re pretty sure he’s a Mooslim.

“This guy thinks he’s funny? He’s just a YUGE loser! What’s he ever done? I shit in a gold toilet every day! This hater wears a dress!!!”

When the religious leader most associated with universal compassion mocks you, it’s time to take a look at your life choices.

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

If it ain’t Hellman’s...it ain’t mayo.

Heavy users who gravitate towards those plans “tend to be abusive,”

2nd Gear: Automakers Balk Even More At Fuel Economy Rules

Good. The more desperate these assholes sound, the better for my blood pressure.

You do realize making all these posts makes you sound a wee bit desperate, yes?

If he’s not a racist, why did he mark prospective black tenant applications with a “C” for “colored” and refuse to rent to them?

Things Donald Trump has said, listed in order of insanity.

Not a single one of your claims is backed up by anything but your words, random person on the internet.

Your Islamophobia is showing.

According to Trump since magnets are black they don’t.

Nintendo protecting their (extremely valuable) IP is not ‘shitting on the community’. Leave your entitlement elsewhere.