Trayvon Martin is maybe the only person whose hunger for skittles killed him... And even then it was a right wing nut job who turned out to be the real killer.

This thought experiment is incomplete. Obviously, in order for me to make an informed decision, I would need to know how big the bowl is and how many Skittles are in it.

.00002% of refugees admitted since 9/11 have been arrested or deported as a result of terrorism concerns... and that’s rounding slightly up. So... a better picture would be a large swimming pool of Skittles.

Draco Malfoy’s discarded skin suit Donald Trump Jr.

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

Harambe?

There is only one Robin Hood movie that matters

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

Sure seems like there’s an awful lot of selfies being taken on that Spider-Man: Homecoming set...

Meanwhile, an alleged terrorist actually shoots 2 cops and gets taken alive.

“People are Bastards.”

That’s the Bag Edition.

Bad
Entrepreneur
Negotiated
Generous
Handout
Allowing
Zealous
Industrial-fallout

Wireless handles are the way of the future.

I knew I had seen something like this before...

“And we’re going to take away one of those handles for no reason. Why? It comes down to courage.”

I clicked on this article expecting satire. I was not prepared for this to be an actual fucking thing. But of course they did because it’s Apple. Of course they did.

“...in an area that self-proclaims itself as the “shark-bite capital of the world.”

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”