Trayvon Martin is maybe the only person whose hunger for skittles killed him... And even then it was a right wing nut job who turned out to be the real killer.

This thought experiment is incomplete. Obviously, in order for me to make an informed decision, I would need to know how big the bowl is and how many Skittles are in it.

.00002% of refugees admitted since 9/11 have been arrested or deported as a result of terrorism concerns... and that’s rounding slightly up. So... a better picture would be a large swimming pool of Skittles.

Draco Malfoy’s discarded skin suit Donald Trump Jr.

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

Harambe?

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

Meanwhile, an alleged terrorist actually shoots 2 cops and gets taken alive.

“People are Bastards.”

Bad
Entrepreneur
Negotiated
Generous
Handout
Allowing
Zealous
Industrial-fallout

“...in an area that self-proclaims itself as the “shark-bite capital of the world.”

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

damn you for getting that song stuck in my head

I shouldn’t laugh at this but I can’t help it!

And I would walk five hundred miles,

I guess the controversy with losing the latest Pokémon League was so strong that Ash got plastic surgery, moved to another country and left the spotlight by going back to school.