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ProTip: If you spill half of something and it looks like you pissed yourself, just dump the other half somewhere that makes it clear you didn’t.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

this is called ‘an joke’, it happens when people make an funny and the joke happens with the ha-ha. gizmodo has been posting these for many years. welcome to the internet, try not to be a shitlord.

Well that took an unexpected turn!

yup. really shit post

Fuck that, Kinja is better than this orange coated turd. He is a yahoo comments section come to life.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

You’re making the assumption that every cord cutter absolutely must subscribe to every available service that’s not cable TV. False assumption.

I haven’t fled in years, unless the game demands it for script reasons. Originally it was just a matter of principle, and then games started tracking it. I hate to see a record of my cowardice. FF7 was the worst, where an old guy in a cave denied me fat loot because I’d accidentally fled while beating the clock to…

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

So invariably, it involved at least one of the following:

When Tebow asked the Lord whether it was OK to trademark the crucifix, Jesus became quite cross.

Jobu weeps.

He should talk to this guy:

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.