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The Colin Kaepernick outrage is driving me fucking bananas.

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

According to sources, the injury can be traced to earlier in the preseason when his mother was seen stepping on a crack in the sidewalk.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

“Dad?”

Fiddlesticks! But I do suppose you’re right ... Now it’s time to go adopt a dog and celebrate the equality of the sexes!

And now I’m craving a PB&J Sandwich.

Obviously gamified, what real person would name thier child Bolt, and he just happen to be fastest man in the world, pfft I hate the contrivances put into games

I’m convinced. I’d like to play this game.

No wonder they paired it with Lucifer...

I swear, every time they release a new one it seems like they didn’t fix any of the balance issues. I mean, why would anyone pick any other class than Simone Biles? They’re top tier in all stats AGAIN. They had four years, and they actually buffed her stats.

Au contraire

Yes, Gotham actually drove the deeply fragile writers at Io9 clinically insane. Please give.