I was texting with a Viking fan buddy during the drive that led to the Blair Hitch Project, and I was all excited for him.

I can’t believe people booed him in practice. That’s so sad. Why must football fans be so Finkle?

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

Pretty sure this “appeal to black voters” is nothing of the kind. The whole message is packaged for racist whites who don’t want to think of themselves as racist.

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

Same crazy eyes.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Mike Pence gets haircuts?! I thought that his hair just snapped on Lego-style.

Nice to see the New York-centrism has moved over to Jezebel.

fun fact:

You know, I’m not sure The Rock and everyone else is giving Vin Diesel the break he probably deserves. I mean, he’s continuing on with a new movie in a franchise, but without his long standing co-star and friend. And its not because of contract negotiations or scheduling or whatever, it’s because the guy DIED after…

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

My grandfather was murdered by a foot. Never forget

Goddamnit... I stand corrected.

“this all started because Krenik received complaints from his neighbor, a person who seems remarkably unsuited to life in the modern world because they can’t seem to be able to handle the act of seeing a motor vehicle.”