You know what? If we were making fun of her for being stupid or for posing naked in the past or any of that, yeah, I’d be uncomfortable with it. But I don’t actually see a lot of that around here.

Melania would love to show everyone her diploma, but she’s currently being audited.

Wow. I never saw that one coming. Much surprise. Very wow.

especially if the “oxygen boosers” are drinking heavily! :)

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

Everyone’s blowing this way out of proportion. A quick google search will show you her bonafides.

Well I’m no scientificist, but it seems to me that ‘oxygen boosers’ and ‘antioxidants’ would cancel each other out...?

I visibly aged just trying to decode it.

Jeez... you lie under oath one time - ONE TIME - and all of a sudden, everyone's all "Perjury this!" and "Suborning that!"

I wanna see the birth certificate diploma!

Well, to be fair, it was a full weekend course. That can be easy to forget.

I know what those words mean on their own, but put together like that in a triangle shape and I’m drawing blank after blank.

Max Steel, but no Max Power movie? Boo-urns, I say.

Beat it to death with his bare hands, I reckon.

Ben-Hurrible.

The problem is they didn’t have any brand name actors. Imagine what a huge success it would have been (Ben?) had it starred Adam Sandler.

WAIT! HOW WILL I KNOW SHE'S A LADY WITHOUT FORM FITTING BOOB ARMOR?

Of course Gandalf doesn’t do weddings. There are rings involved.