That was 100% written by a lawyer, a publicist or both.

Ileana Lochte: “Honey don’t you think you should make a statement about what occurred in Brazil?”

It’s way too late for that.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

Sorry, I realize this is off-topic, but it’s breaking news and it has me rolling on the floor laughing. Paul Manafort has resigned from the Donald Trump campaign.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

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At least in Brazil the government’s extortion is explicit.

Thus the circle continues

His turnarounds are always short lived. Rest assured, come Monday he’ll be bonkers again, blaming Obama and Hillary for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

The only thing missing from this is a coke deal gone wrong.

Jeah-ghazi.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

Whatever, fucker. I expect you to be back in your old ways next week.

[Roger Goodell]: “SHAME!”

We need to get our fancy doggie a collar.

It’s no big deal. He was just trying to refresh the tree of liberty.

“Apparently, Brady was .... cut.”

No, I just understand how radiation works. It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with science. If wi-fi signals were dangerous, we’d already see the effects with radio and TV signals, which are basically the same thing.

If you think non-ionizing radiation is harmful to you, stay in a dark faraday cage at all times and you might have hope. Otherwise, wi-fi is no different from all the radio and TV signals that go through you every moment of the day and have since we started broadcasting radio over a century a go.