This sounds like a hot-filling-squirting-out-and-burning-your-face-or-hands lawsuit waiting to happen.
Topher
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You lucky bastard
Do not follow these directions! I followed their directions but with drumsticks instead of tenders. There were bones in my chicken sandwich! This is terrible, I’m suing!
RICH MAN WITH FREE HEALTHCARE AFRAID THAT POOR MAN MIGHT GET FREE HEALTHCARE
Can you imagine the chaos if someone in pain could afford a doctor or hospital visit, instead of turning to ordering painkillers online and then dying because they ordered the wrong shit?
“3 cameras isn’t enough for you? What do you want, 4 cameras? 6? 10?! We can put 10 cameras on there if that’s what you’re into. You know the deal - we’ll make it slightly faster, slightly longer battery life (while we brick your old phone’s battery), and add another camera, and then you pay us $1,200. What else could…
Yes!
Pro-tip: Bring your own vermouth and lemons, and then demand an 80% discount on the martini since you brought most of the ingredients.
On the other hand, someone mentioned to 45* that it was 9-11 and he asked them to bring him back a Slurpee.
Does Barrett-Frog still have a gun arm?
2021: Apple introduces the iPhone Q: Now with 17 cameras! That’s all we could come up with
So glad Jason Mendoza didn’t have to live to see this day.
Yours in Distant Supplication,
Some of these words are much to long for 45* to understand. He should have kept it simple:
No you would have to hold it in front of a Fox News camera
As someone who spends most of my workday on the phone with automated systems, the amount of time the stupid robot can’t decide if I said “yes” or “no” does not inspire confidence in this burger-based system
My dark horse pick is Michael Bolton. My assumption is that Michael Bolton was who he wanted all along, but he sent the letter to the wrong Bolton. He finally had enough of John Bolton refusing to sing “When a Man Loves a Woman.”
Maybe by September 12, 2199
Sure, September 11th. Probably no one will do or say anything disgusting on that specific day.