No, I heard he likes peanut butter

“Some men want power, other men want money. Some men just want to watch the world ... Starburst? Really?”

You just have to spread a little peanut butter on the roof of his mouth so he looks like he’s making words. Then you dub in clips from earlier ramblings.

In my youth, I had many questions about Blockchain but no answers. After many years, I learned of a wizened master who lived at the peak of a great mountain. I spent some money to buy supplies and hire guides for the difficult journey to meet this master, and then I gave away the rest of my fortune to charity. With…

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

According to the website, when My Special Aflac Duck becomes available in winter 2018-19, childhood cancer patients ages three and up can request on at no cost to them through their doctor, hospital or child-life specialist at participating medical centers.

When contacted by the Washington Post, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders did not return comment on the matter or confirm whether Trump is secretly the world’s most powerful Call of Duty fan.

Also, you know what they say about 4th graders - they are the true experts at debating historical topics.

I’m very excited - the Wii U was the first Nintendo console I skipped. I’m glad all the best games (all the games?) are being ported over.

ACTING!

Sorry everyone, this is partly my fault. I paid to see the Beauty and the Beast remake, enabling this bad behavior of remaking every one of their animated movies for no reason. I apologize.

+1 for Office Space

It’s hard to tell on the internet, but you know that was a different guy with the same last name, right?

P retty sure they

The three of us share a common goal

Currently giving 2:1 odds on Fancy Dog

Fancy Dog vs. Sentient Hoodie - taking all bets!

2018: Everyone shut up about what is a sandwich

That’s a weird slogan, I’ll have to Google it. I don’t use Hulu though, since I can just DVR whatever shows I want to watch.