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Out of regular ingredients? Try my alternate recipe for avocado toast, using items you probably already have lying around. Instead of toast, try using a Post-it Note, or a drink coaster. And if you don’t have any avocado, try replacing it with some nails or packing peanuts.

Pidgeot is a Pokémon that looks a hell of a lot like a bald eagle

I wonder what will happen if someone were to do this on an application.

Not to be contrarian, but #5 is a bunch of rotten eggs, and #8 is a horse.

Also open on alternating Fridays for the entire month of Smarch.

It’s true, everyone who registers to vote gets a Mew. I heard it from my uncle who works at Nintendo Niantic.

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Oh, seriously? I’m totally going over to eggshelljones’ house tonight to get some Bulbasaur. Everyone, meet there at 6:30.

I’m considering downloading but I’m not sure yet.

Google is probably wishing they had had the Pokemon license for their Glass when it came out.

Other Pokemon? I’m pretty sure that Pidgey and Rattata are the only Pokemon.

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a Whismur.

What a coincidence! This is the first thing that came to my mind when I heard that a dog’s asshole was touching the flag.

Hey, you should enjoy it. If our vote does go the wrong way, those might be the last six months.

a many-feet-long rod

No, you’re not listening - I wanted his spine more than him.

Every movie about animals:

Is it really shutting down, or is this just some really deep satire of Gawker?

“The concept of music killed my parents. I have hated it ever since. I once shot a man for whistling”