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We are actually boycotting my husband’s extended family until possibly forever. My family can be annoying in a “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams/Bernie would have won/bathing every day just dries my skin out and aluminum in deodorant gives you Alzheimer’s” way, but they were hoping for a Dems win as much as we were,

And no other shitty president had clear, demonstrable ties to RUSSIA. RUSSIA. My god. But, you know, we’ll be able to buy any guns we want, and us stupid women won’t be able to abort babies.

My Grandma is 96, a Democrat all her life, my late grandfather a union electrician whose worst curse was “mugget” (no, idk what it meant, hopefully nothing racist, because I never once heard either of them say anything racist, and they were white people from Miami, so it wasn’t lack of opportunity). She deserved a

No, Koch brothers love PBS.

Yep, first day of ninth grade, khaki pants, period started at some point in the day without my even realizing it... fortunately, the kids I went to school with were all the nicest people and no one said anything (though, someone at least alerting me to it, if they noticed, might have been preferable) - but this way,

Hahaha my childhood, though not quite as bad, was similar. So many kids would ask “why is your bread brown?” while I drooled over their amazing-looking school hot lunches. As a mom today, I buy for my kids and fucking love to eat wonder bread, jif, lunchables, lucky charms, margarine, etc. Drives my mom nuts, and, to

Ok, I’m only replying to you in solidarity. Mooninites + Squidbillies!

Oh, Lord, help us. Libertarian is a “good compromise” for whom? I prefer my social safety net, and paying taxes to run schools and maintain roads and shit. Fuck Gary Johnson in his high, non-Aleppo knowing nether regions. I’ll smoke with him, but I won’t vote for him.

Yeah where are the mandatory minimum exceptions in drug laws?

Or diptheria. Look that one up, and you’ll go get up to date on all your vaccinations for funsies.

Damn FoodBabe getting them to axe the yoga mat chemical :( (but for real, eff her, their bread was good, but now it’s not, and actual scientists say it’s not even bad for you to have that chemical in the bread)

I disagree, at least in part. I had a brother who may have been thieving my underwear. At the time, I wished my mother had withheld the info from me, because it just seemed so gross and ambiguous. Why did he have them? Was he a cross dresser? That would certainly be preferable to attraction to me! Or was his claim

That’s funny, because it inspires deep compassion in me, but I suppose I read more than the average bear. I’ve read quite a bit on the subject of addiction, and I guess it’s inspired an appreciation for how this person’s life is beyond their control. The dragon has them. If we can help them out of its claws, they can