Don’t be afraid to cruise the men’s department. My gold standard winter sleepwear is men’s medium Walmart sweatpants with the elastic leg holes. Sexy, I know. 

The confident stare down works. It feels like a primal power play. I find it can still work with a :/, but it’s best with a :| however, don't know if it would work with a real psychopath. They might take it as a fun challenge.

And what about the VHS tapes?!?

Yeah same, not a good story unless that's explained

Dude, YouTube heavy metal parking lot. It's an eighties low-budget documentary that's just an amazing slice of that era. It's nice and short, too.

Love!

Lady, you did the world a great favor by breaking his flight of fantasy! I love that it was just a little bit 😂 just the tip, right?

Poor Vince! We should warn all our guy friends to give a code name to strangers who ask info like that. Or just tell them to tell them to fuck off. If you want to know someone’s name, you should have the balls to go ask them directly. Like Bobby Hill always said, "I don't know you, let go my purse!"

I know a few Bobs and they all write terribly 😂

My worst first date is only bad because I didn’t know it was a date. This poor guy hung out with me whenever possible, set up my best friend with one of his friends, organized an excuse to get me alone with him after dropping them off somewhere, offered me dinner or a movie - and I didn’t realize it was a date and…

I also hate Tobey Maguire for no apparent reason. He just seems like he needs a LOT of coffee and a couple sandwiches. And maybe vitamin d and iron supplements. Ugh

Don’t forget men assaulted by other men and women by other women. 

Does anyone else get a Glenn from Superstore vibe from Kavanaugh?

One great trick I learned through double-diapering my newborn for her hip dysplasia was to go ahead and slide the new diaper under the old one before you even unlatch the old one. Then a couple wipes, pull the old one and wipes out from the folded over front, double check wipe job, and latch new. For boys, I’d just…

One, my daughters’ pediatrician is chubby and one of my daughters is too, so I’ll keep them together as long as possible! And, if the chubby one stays that way as she grows into her teens, I’ll be specifically looking for specialists who are chubby themselves if/when she needs care beyond said pediatrician. I’d guess…

My deepest condolences for your loss. Prayers for justice (and, if there's something the public can do to help the cause, I'll be on that, because prayer without action is hopeless).

And racism, leading to mass incarceration

Thank you!! Amen

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We have bushes that like to grow through the main sewer line. We have some special chemical from the plumber we're to flush down the line every six months to kill those roots. If they grow much, things start backing up, and before you know it, we have sewage in our basement. No horror like seeing poop water float up…