Drop a wall on him cuz Dany’s shitty pet owner.

That would have actually been kind of exciting. I thought he wanted to hug him.

His first son was named Aegon! Why would he name Jon Aegon? Wasn’t Rhaegar dead before Jon was born?

I was singing Immigrant Song myself.

Thank you. I will make my family spageters. They good boys. Even the adult ladies.

I was just thinking he probably had prepackaged snacks available in cleverly disguised presidential-we-won’t-call-it-a-diaper-bag.

6th grade girls? Did Tina Bleecher get into LegalZoom?

That was the most realistic thing that happened in the entire episode. I also loved that no one called him an idiot.

Nothing is easier to swim in than armor, unless it is a combination of fur, leather, chainmail and wool.

Isn’t he just! It’s like he and Euron are the same asshole.

Blacksmithery equals running. And being from the south gives a person the conditioning necessary to run the East watch ice marathon.

I was screaming “Take Jon! Leave my beautiful man! Take Jorah, for God’sake.”

Like they perfected Leif Garret.

I was also part of conversation where good people were saying this. Good people. On both sides of the table. Both sides.

I cannot do Dany to the point that as much as I love every scene she isn’t in, she taints the rest of the show to the extent that I am wondering why I am still watching. She takes so much of the episode demanding shit and thinking she’s regal/cute.

Them next week Sansa gets a sister in the hormonal teenage faceless super assassin phase.

If the spoilers are correct, Jon may not even get back home. Given how he fux up, Sansa might not be able to save the North.

Jon sounded like a bitch when he said that.

Sansa made him look Stark as fuck for their “Wolves take the North” Campaign. Don’t think that didn’t play a role in the Lord’s seeing him as a Stark.

My husband came up with “wicked snow replica of Winterfell. You were so beautiful slapping that little shit back into talking sense. Our Tully ancestors felt the burn.