I suppose you could have dipped the burger in warm Coca-Cola. Or dirty dish water. Either one would have taken off the char. And then you just pay it dry on a old apron.

That’s my dad. He was raised on a farm and I think his deal was that he knew the meat personally and he wanted to be sure he cooked the Jesus out of it. And ketchup... My grandmother was an awful cook and he just habitually smothered everything in ketchup.

Anytime a tweet makes sense or seems “hinged”, assume Trump didn’t write it.

Well, now it’s sounds like it might be fun.

No Circus Peanuts or Cheetos for texture? The thing has to have a face. How about a KFC bowl?

My first concert was Rick Springfield with opening act the Thompson Twins.

I do not need another reason to love Captain America.

He could have retired.

I am just going to say if you are going to have a tacky ass throne, why does it have to be Louis XV?

I know. Argh. It’s so fucking tacky.

Until he votes like he knows what’s up, it doesn’t matter what he says.

At Mar a Lago, on the seventh hole Purge rules apply. For members only though.

Kellyanne is Kitty!

6 houses connected by tunnels on a cul de sac... So... Polygamy, right?

If he really cared about the travel ban, he’d take the time to have the team has in place now look at the judges objections, toss the old one and sit down and write a new EO with a narrow focus that does it what it says he wanted it to do.

Maybe Fox and Friends isn’t combative enough for Golddust. He likes the undercurrent of certified asshole that Joe brings to everything.

I think Eva cared more about the ideology and/or because she got hooked on all the crazy Nazi drugs. Melania is just in it for the cash and because she saw what happened to Marla...

There’s really a lot to do.

With eye makeup running all over the place, and her dress tucked into the back of her pantyhose? One shoe on, one shoe being brandished as a weapon?

The white house permanent staff have chosen not tell anyone where the light switches are in the board rooms, so the Trumps’ folks have to have their meetings in the dark.