It’s the perfect name for him, right? He’s black and white and he looks like he smells like the dead skunks that are committing suicide on the road to work this week.

Where would I see a Juggalo? Their festivals are clearly marked. Don’t go down that road that weekend and everything is just fine.

I have been startled by clowns, dude.

PennyWise wouldn’t look so meth-tastic. I think he have his look together a little better than copying Joker’s henchman #4 from Dark Knight.

I think the flow chart of what got fucked up in Libya is far more complex than “Hilary fucked up.” I agree with you in that I think some Libyans might be somewhat involved. (Pre coffee eye roll)

And hard liquor. We are going to have a bumpy evening.

That was my favorite part after “had pneumonia”.

My mom still has hers. It’s harvest gold. It’s from 1974, and it’s perfectly good thank you. If she needs push buttons she switches to the cordless (from 1990 something).

Small town living before cable and the Internet... And meth.

Sleds were self propelled. Even as a teenager I’d had enough near death experiences on plastic sleds to induce caution.

You’ve seen Rocky and Bullwinkle? It’s like that with a 3 wheeler and schnapps.

Honestly. I was mostly a retiring pussy willow with the exception of a brief flirtation with stupid three wheeling idiocy, some light water skiing nonsense, some ill advised snow mobiling behavioral issues. They were all centered around the year my friend’s dad went to jail for something and she had to stay with her…

I was typing from my android phone after drinking absinthe/champagne cocktails for 2 hours. I am lucky there was any punctuation in that post.

So did we, but I’ve said “three wheelers” and had to explain myself and feel my advanced age... I just want to smash the whippersnappers in the face my rotary phone.

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

I LOVE Tiana! I actually have downloaded her songs! I think less of Hakeem for going with other women. I am excited for more Tiana! But can she be with Andre? Cuz Hakeem is a damn mess.

You are very sweet, but I am nowhere near objective enough for academia. For example, I think Mary Queen of Scots was the Sarah Palin of her time.

I am mostly just watching for Cookie and Andre at this point. And because it irritates my husband so much.

And Ghost Rhonda was right. Who is going to tell Andre when he needs to get his meds adjusted and how to handle Luscious’ fuckwittery? The rest of his family is about as confused an American trying to figure out European dates... (So you are saying 05/06/07 is June 5, 2007? Go fuck yourself.) He’s basically in the…

Let’s not act like Patsy was a clean freak cuz she didn’t relish getting shit rubbed all over everything in her nice house. I am not a clean freak I think I might eventually have to put myself in time out rather than doing what would come naturally... “Why are smearing shit on my walls!!! What the fuck is wrong with…