Note to self: NSFW means EXACTLY THAT! NSFW!

If she's that strong, I would prefer she just carry me around, Arianna Grande-style.

"Why are all teens sociopaths?"

Said it on Gothamist and I'll say it here...

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…

I feel like it's just vague enough they're hoping you will forget the part where they told him he had to use it as punishment for 2 weeks and believe that he brought it on his own. Like his mom let him just substitute a pool noodle for a cane and this is totally not the fault of whatever moron thought this up in the…

To be fair, with the state of our grand juries, ANYTHING is possible.

That Facebook post makes it sound like they really, really want you to believe that he was accidentally given a pool noodle in place of a cane. Like it's just one of those wacky things that happens. This is some bullshit.

YES! I was just coming here to post that one! Hands down the worst one ever at making me sob!

*sniff*

I've had many of these conversations over the past several months. And I've been trying to sharpen my perspective on this problem, the problem of the "how do I help," question. I offer these comments with compassion and great respect for your commitment to children and families:

Just help. Just do what your…

"Or cool blue Gatorade. Because these things come out of you."

Those of us who had the misfortune to take public transport on that day would MUCH rather have dealt with organized protests, which the buses know about & can route around, and which actually have some purpose... instead of the mindless barfing stumbling-into-traffic disruption of a bunch of bros & hos in santa…

"I'm sorry, but you just look so... much... like... Angela Lansbury."

That must have been the greatest work day ever for the call screener.

Thank god Tindr showed up after I met my wife, because I would have far too much fun swiping through it.

Porn actors still get HIV, despite the testing. You can contract any number of STIs and have false negatives or periods of time when the tests can't detect an infection

Good. Obviously, testing isn't enough. Performers still contract HIV and other STIs, despite the testing.