mom's the word! always

"He will never not be the most annoying kid in your community college art class."

Whoopi Goldberg ALWAYS takes the man's side in any story where his opponent(s) is female. Always. No exceptions.

ALWAYS #TEAMMONKEY. THERE IS NO OTHER VIABLE TEAM PERIOD FORGET IT

Well this is probably the least shocking headline I've ever read.

Who gets the dog when you break up?

National Domestic Violence Hotline

"The United States of America is awesome," she said. "We are awesome. But we've had this discussion. We've closed the book on it, and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not…

Does that vibrator remind you of anybody?

I don't have one personally, but my mom was deathly afraid of them due to an experience she and her sisters (who were all witches at the time apparently? my ma was wild) had as teenagers. She wouldn't tell me what happened, only that I should never play with one or even be in the room when other people did. So I took…

Haha, I feel like if you tried to Sue Parker Bros for emotional distress or whatever, they'd tell you to get lost since invoking Satan on a Native American burial ground is probably not one of the game's intended purposes. Also, if there's a Dark Lord I feel like he has better things to do (like starting world wars…

Can everyone please tell their scariest / creepiest Ouija board stories!? I don't have any good ones but it seems like there's always someone in any given group of people who has been forever scarred by some experience... and I like to hear them and be scarred by proxy!!

I don't even know what to do with all this so I'm just going to grant your request.

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why do you always use that picture of Kesha? Her hair looks ridiculous. How does it stay like that? It's very distracting.

i'm glad he said this
but G.Bush, ur still a dick.

I've worked for his campaign since 2007. They are the realest couple I've ever interacted with in politics. They are head over heels in love and they LIKE each other. It's lovely to witness.

I gave up at 10:38 pm.