I got about 22 seconds in. New record!

Also, blessed be to you after what happened. I know it can be hard to bounce back from that.

All I can think is thank god there's someone in front of her filming everything - especially when that dude trailed her for five minutes. Shit happens to me all the time in SF.

This could very well be an article about me! Stars, they're just like us.

I second the statement above about liking you.

Gahhhhhh I have so many I don't even know where to begin or which one is the best to tell!!

I just clapped at my desk and now everyone thinks I'm strange but I CARE NOT

No fucking seriously. I live where Golden Gate meets Market and that shit is literal and everywhere. And for the record I have TOTALLY SEEN HUMAN EXCREMENT IN PACIFIC HEIGHTS. Just because it's not there long doesn't mean it's never there.

I live in the tenderloin and work in the mission and thankyou for your accuracy its wonderfulllllllllll

Oh god the Marina. "Fuck that guy, and that guy, and that guy and that guy. Never come here. YOU REMEMBER THE LION KING? This is the motherfucking elephant graveyard place. YOU MUST NEVER COME HERE."

oh god this gif *saves*

Anyone else think it's Nicholas Sparks?

Keanu and I have some things in common. I repeatedly tell my sandwiches that no one understands me like they do.

I immediately read the title of this piece and assumed it was Florida. Which means it was probably 9 cocktails and a small thimble of gasoline.

Thus far every time this trailer comes on no matter what movie I'm seeing the audience cackles. 4/4 now.

I groaned SO LOUDLY at that.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

NPH is delightful. I am very excite.

*sighs*

Remember that article a ways back that everyone believes in one crazy thing? I thoroughly believe this is my soulmate Mister Goldblum narrating. There is no doubt in my mind.