more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Holy shit, look at this pussification of football take after a pre-season game is cancelled from this motherfucker.

Haha thanks, but if you knew him it’d be less amazing. He’s very vain, so the idea that another man being demonstrably attracted to him is just a matter of course; it makes him oddly tolerant of things like that, even though, like I said, I don’t think he’s quite as tolerant overall; for example if I or my brother…

I have no sympathy for this sort of thing.

My parents explained gayness to me by showing me And the Band Played On. So I learned about Reagan being an asshole to people with AIDS and sometimes men love men and women love women.

It’s always amusing to me when people are like “but how do I tell my kiiiiiiiiiiids.” Because those people have never conceptualized being gay as not being something primarily sexual. And I think that’s partly because of the phrase “sexual preference” and “homosexual,” but also because so many straight people just…

She’s such a perfectionist, I honestly feel like she does this to troll people. I think she sits on a chaise lounge at night in a silk chemise and just cackles about it.

Wait, this isn’t Gizmotecho?

Remind me again why some people think Donald Trump is the guy who tells it like it is and refuses to pander? It’s because they like the racism, right?

I like how not demeanjng the judge is to the defendant. She recognizes that the woman broke the law, but she never treated her poorly or disrespectfully.

I love that she basically told the woman to sue (as she should!): “There’s only one way that’s going to get corrected, if you know what I mean.”

“What. The Hell. Is. Going. On.” “Am I in the Twilight Zone right now?”- I think Her Honor summed it up best.

Recommending 75 days for not completing diversion for a first time shop lifting charge? I’m also curious how she failed to complete the program, given that some of this usually involves paying fees.

My niece totally nudged me during that scene and giggled “her glasses!” under her breath.

I can only hope Twitter does what Twitter is best for: Using their hashtag constantly, but only for the exact opposite reason the Olympics committee wants them to.

They’re definitely not going to be happy with this then.

Subversive person. I think. I went through a can’t-stop-reading-about-scientology-because-holy-crap-you-can’t-even-make-this-shit-up phase. I think if someone—say, a family member—leaves the “church” or doesn’t support your involvement in some way, they get labeled a subversive person. And I think you are forbidden to…

Leslie’s laugh when Kate said she used to be an umpire killed me.