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I’m cringing so hard I think I pulled a muscle. What fresh hell is this? On what planet is Barack Obama a flower child? He may not do a cowboy swagger like his predecessor did, but he’s pretty tough—or did you forget about the strike he authorized that killed Osama bin Laden.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

She also tweeted something about listening to some podcast so she could resist the urge to murder her housekeeper and the person who invented the vacuum. I thought her husband bought her a Roomba because she keeps it tight?

“This was putting unnecessary negative energy into my life.”

I’m not big on tossing around the word “sociopath” because it gets used far too often, but I do think it applies here. Her whole logic behind why her “friend” was better off dead was that the woman had a messy apartment & didn’t want to go out & party & meet men.

I guarantee I would come back as a poltergeist if a steaming turd like this was published about me after my death. Holy shit.

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

*sounds of Bob Belcher GROANING*

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

But if the secessionist movement succeeds, they’ll be #1!

Down here in Texas, people love big business, especially if there's a cheap marketing tie-in to Texas pride. It’s pure Stockholm Syndrome, but Materialism is like a branch of Christianity to these people. You won’t find much resistance locally.

Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

Well, this being Texas, I’m sure the sane and logical voting base of Arlington will see through this charade, and smarter heads will prevail.

At least the vice principal of the school seems a little more reasonable...

It’s a hate hierarchy; adopted families and children are still hated, but far less than whores who have abortions, who are probably near the bottom, just above the children of poor mothers who couldn’t have abortions.

“never…taken a position on the criminalization of homosexuality.”

So... they condemn “non-natural” families composed of non-biological family members but support adoption...?