Plus, if you cut off their fingers, how will they learn to drive?

Midway IS the rinky-dinky airport for Chicago.

is 350 people deep at 5:30AM at ORD.

An interesting scheme...that has never resulted in profits for the city in question. Publicly financing a billionaire’s toys is not in a municipalities best interests.

Can of worms and all, but the arena proposal (which was already approved, I believe) included $200 million of the $500 million cost to be financed by the city.

Can’t help but wonder how colossally hungover Marco is this morning.

All of these are MUCH funnier if you imagine him saying them in the voice of the pool boy from legally blonde. I can’t help but think that he’s next going to accuse the Post writers of wearing last-season Ferragamo shoes...

I have only said like 10000 times I will be a private citizen in January.

The primary critique will be the lack of swastika-related tattoos

To be fair, the sky gods cursed the Cubs fans first.

Semi-related: you know you’re getting old when you hear on NPR that it’s Dennis Rodman’s birthday today and he’s FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING FIVE years old. 55!

The cat clearly saw some Birds and took it upon itself to attack.

Solid, level-headed take, Drew. I often feel like culture - at least online - has a way of pulling people towards teaming up with the extremes of the Trumpite, redpill sewer people or the hypersensitive liberal-arts-freshman-activist stereotypes (those Emory dipshits). It’s refreshing to read an intelligent reminder…

10/10

My nephew does this when he learns a new word, too.

I graduated in 2011 and it’s frankly amazing how foreign the current college experience looks to me.

Safe-spaces and micro-agressions are stifling critical thinking in some kids. Now, I don’t believe for a second that there is some epidemic of college kids being overly sensitive and unable to participate in college without safe-spaces and free of these micro-agressions.

“But out in the real world, it usually pays to not be an insensitive, judgmental prick. You can’t control the obnoxiousness of other people, and you’ll go insane if you try. But you can do your best to make everyone else feel comfortable and welcome. Just because the world is cruel doesn’t mean you have to be. You,…

per the agreement, the county was and remains on the hook for the building’s annual operating losses. It lost $600,000 last year, even with a hockey team.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.