In response to Trumps tweet.

You merely adopted the darkness of rooting for the Eagles. I was born in it, molded by it.

This is a really, really good comment. Wish I could like it more times.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

812 Testarossa would’ve been a better choice of name than Superfast.
Ferrari should lose the rights to Testarossa just for that alone.

The good news is in 48 hours you can probably just repost this same article.

too soon.

But does the blue match the passion of the fans and the city?

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

See, that’s the kind of complacency that led to Brexit.

This tweet can be comfortable in knowing it will never be the most embarrassing thing in Ottawa Senators history (non-hockey division).

They don’t want to unjustly associated with resolving racial tensions.

The extra amusing depressing thing about this is that SFPD has a history of racism and brutality:

PepsiCo should send Kendall Jenner to offer the department a cold, refreshing Pepsi. I understand that’s the best way to pacify cops.

I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.

Most of the 12s had already swapped their 18-month-old Seahawks hat for a Sounders one before Butler hit the ground.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.