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Beto, for the rest of your likely-failed campaign for President, just be the guy who says what we’re all thinking because that will win a lot of people over. Then drop and run for Senate again. Please. I beg you as a fellow Texan.
What kind of Kinja dark magic is this?!!
lol gizmodo intern. idiot
If you haven’t listened to Le Batard’s interview with Marc, the son who lost all of his mobility to football and inspired his father to take action, from earlier today, it’s worth a listen.
when i first started as an intern at gizmodo no one at any of the other websites spoke to me for 6 months and that’s what i’m going to do to you now
Credit where credit is due, shopping at Radio Shack is more depressing than anything Charles wrote about.
Depressing? You must not have made it to the end where he talks about Twisted Metal 2!
Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.
In Equestria, horses with both are call alicorns.
Matt:
I am contractually obligated to tell you to go fuck yourself with a rotten lobster roll and never, EVER, under any circumstances come back to Buffalo. We don’t take too kindly to your type, here. Sitting in the stands quiet as a fucking mouse, barely clapping, for the first 58 minutes of regulation until Mr. Kraft…
Go to fucking hell and get the fuck out of our column, you cheating piece of shit!! (yes, I am published above)
People also confuse pegasii and unicorns.
So, the NFL tickets cost Canadian fans an extra $7 now? Cool.
FDR to Hirohito, 1942.
As a Patriots fan, I’ve made the road trip to the building formerly known as The Ralph, a few times, thanks to having a good friend whose college roommate lives in Buffalo, and would put us up at his house. First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo. In the tailgate pregame there was a guy…
The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.