During every Lions home broadcast, the pan shots of the Lions crowd should be set to that Sarah McLachlan song they play during the abused animal commercial.

Is Patricia really upset about the slouching or is there a subtext where he just found out the reporter asked out Olive Oyl?

You’re close; the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened a tear in the spacetime continuum

Almost what I said right after the 2016 election, and still applies sometimes:

Paul Pasqualoni looks just like Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Applewhite but without the charisma. Matt Patricia looks like a composite of every single Barstool reader or a sloppy high school lacrosse coach (not mutually exclusive, I know).

I read that comic book and immediately thought of someone at my first job who was placed above me so he could have someone that reported to him, and who took the credit for the work me and my team did. When he was able to fail upwards into a cushier job, he got us all fired because “we didn’t really contribute to the…

Tampa: When you’re team’s so perennially shitty, you can’t be bothered to muster up enough outrage to type out an email.

Lol, looks like we’ve reached peak radiation levels with that lead graphic. Well done, and so to you I say...

What'd I ever do to you?!?

Pfft, have you never read Dead Letters? That's nothing but angry old retirees and drug addled buffoons.

Hardy Nickerson was a savage animal on defense in NFL Football ‘94.

Nah, never. Fuck the Lightning and their stupid sweetheart contracts because guys would rather live in Florida and pay less state tax in the winter than wind up fucked over in Edmonton or Winnipeg or Columbus.

My parents moved to Tampa when I was in college in Iowa, so, not having a team, I shrugged and adopted the Bucs. At the time I didn’t watch football and it was pre-internet, so they were just a team that showed up on TV a few times a year because we were in NFC Central territory, and they tended to rotate between…

“So there you go, Tampa. You’re what people settle for when they can’t live in Cleveland.”

Mike Alstott was my DUDE in the OG NFL Blitz.  Dilfer....TO ALSTOTT!!!!!

This ad legit confused me for a second...

I am glad that Ryan Fitzpatrick, who went to Harvard by the way, isn’t my team’s QB, but I respect the way he has embraced his new home. This photo is weaponized Florida.

It’s true. We’re going to have a He-Man/She-Ra themed wedding and name our children accordingly.

Reading this blog has reminded me how desperately happy I am to be leaving the Raiders (and all of football) behind this season, and how much richer my life will be for it.