I would buy every 2K game that let me be voiced by Tommy Wiseau.

the voicework is bad, but the thing that struck me about that clip was that the cutscene was bookended by 45+ seconds of saving/loading screens. Yeesh.

But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

From the original interview, here’s Panarin’s recreation of him shaking Obama’s hand back when he still supported Putin.

I await Trump’s mental gymnastics (his preferred and likely only form of exercise) to defend a maligned peer-in-misogyny, almost certainly referring to Rosselló as 1) A Good Guy 2) A Victim 3) Foreign.

He’s a man of peace. He ain’t mad at cha.

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

They’re going to keep releasing laws under his name for the next several years, working from his old studio material.

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

So in addition to the stop sign infraction the cop is on the hook for unlawful arrest and illegal imprisonment.

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Somehow, looking like a young Ted Cruz only manages to be, like, the 12th most infuriating thing about him. What an absolute fucking walnut.

He’s always been a piece of shit befitting his smug, Brock Turner-esque face.

Ahem, don’t you mean WASHINGTON POST contributor Charlie Kirk, since those shitbags decided to give him an opinion column to barf out whatever bullshit was on his mind this week?

If only we could be so lucky...

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I’m highlighting this post so everybody can see the line of attack the redhats will take in the coming weeks.