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Regal’s service isn’t looking all that great, with the cheapest option being 2 2D restricted tix per month per user for $18. And at that tier, it limits you to particular theaters in your area. So, if you’re up in the burbs and want to see a movie in the city, you might have to pay an extra fee.

“but that’s out of the picture.”  i see what you did there.

E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the

Beautiful plumage! 

I’m sure they are also doing the right thing and prorating refunds to anyone who can’t use the app during this really important update. Right? Otherwise, wouldn’t that technically constitute fraud on the personal part of Mitch?

MoviePass isn’t dead, it’s simply pinning for the Fjords.

I don’t buy it. I’m no tech genius, but even I know that there is a way to keep the app online while they work on improvements. And they conveniently have to do these upgrades right in the middle of summer movie season?

Hey, hey I’m James Dolan!

Fuck Dolan in every orifice in his body for making me agree with SAS.  This might be the most peak Knicks moment in a long time.  Just fuck me.

*rapture something

The best part of this is that when KD blew out his Achilles, Dolan’s thought was “now I can play hardball and get him at a discount.”

But that’s just it: whichever way the Knicks chose to go became The Path to Failure in that instant. Both statements were equally true until the team opened the metaphorical Schroedinger's Box and collapsed the Waveform of Suck.

The EIC would have deleted the post sooner, but he was updating the age of consent in each state for the barstool style guide.

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P.E. let us all know about them a long time ago.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

Their “EIC” spelling judgment “judgement” says all you need to know about barstool

Ellis was citing a New York Post article

He’s a profoundly unserious human being.