LOL. North Carolina would never pass a law like this.

“We reached out to three-time Heisman Trophy winner QB #12 but received no response as of publication.”

It’s probably not going to scale great at district-level IT support. But these absolutely should be in classrooms and students doing labs on them.

Had to comment here because I worked on the game and loved it very much! =)

I mean, that’s not even Jesse McLaren’s best work:

“Well, it is finally official: tweeting is legal in the State of California.”

I can’t imagine how tough that must be, and the strength it must take, but it looks like he's got it to spare. I’m glad that he has support from his colleagues. Good words at the end. Never let anybody define who you are.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

Everybody knows the skyhook is unstoppable.

Camera adds 6 inches and 10 pounds

I will also take Jackmerius Tacktheritrix or D’Glester Hardunkichud.

Obviously Kellen Winslow Jr. is a dangerous person who should at the very least be in a psychiatric hospital, but this story definitely made me look up the scene in Slap Shot! where Joe McGrath tells Reg about the time Eddie Shore sent him the chronic masturbator who’d get deliberate penalties to go sit in the box and…

He clearly was an explosive talent.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I don’t think the issue is of cause-and-effect. It’s the pattern of entitlement and lack of boundaries that suggests a likelihood of carrying on as or more serious invasions elsewhere.

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

I can understand packing a fleshlight to use discreetly on the road, but it takes a psychopathic level of commitment to one’s masturbation habits to travel with a lifesize replica of a headless, limbless woman to fuck right there in front of others.

Fun fact, Tyrus had a small guest role with two other fromer WWE wrestlers during the first season of GLOW. After the season had filmed, both Brie and Gilpin, the main stars of the show, implied that some of the guest stars had made them feel uncomfortable during filming. Out of the three wrestlers, Tyrus was the only…