So, the man who admitted under oath that he has no obligation to tell the truth to the media/the American people is now possibly going to head the team that will have to convince the American people that their version of things is the truth.
Amazing.
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Colostomy bags actually serve a useful purpose to society.
To para-steal a line from Stephen Colbert: “This wasn’t quid pro quo...this was a tit for tat, which is better because I get to say ‘Tit’.”
Ya know, I remember getting angry at Pelosi when she wouldn’t immediately go after the administration with an impeachment investigation, feeling that she was being cowardly about not wanting to strengthen his base against them. Then I remembered that one reason that was mentioned why she may not have pursued it was…
“It’s not looking good for Sam. He’s got an advance case of gangrene.”
“Aw, yuh damn right he is, he’s GANG GREEN ALL THE WAY, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JE”
“No, you don’t understand, this is serious”
At this point, I doubt that Russia is even going to bother trying to come up with an explanation, and just say “Everyone did it, we’re just not going to bother covering it up, what are you going to do about it?”
The one thing they’re learning from a certain administration.
This right here is the perfect encapsulation of the NFL and it's nightmare bureaucracy in motion. Holy shit.
Vince McMahon is absolutely going to give this guy $20 mil to play for the XFL, isn’t he?
“And heeeeeere come the White Claws..."
He was never going to give the money.
The Raiders are the opposing force of the Patriots, as is dictated by the natural order of things.
To put it another way, they’re the rotting, withered Portrait to the Patriots’ Dorian Gray.
God, football sucks. Flat out sucks.
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN, ARTHUR!!!
That is beautiful.
I’m rooting for the staph, tbh.
Basketball doesn’t pay the CEO Bonuses, Pat!
One of paper = Four Of Coin. Told yaaaaaaaaa.