THERE’S NO GAMBLING IN THE GAME!

I mean, if you were gambling, there’s an expectation that if you spend enough, you’d win something. You’re not going to win anything playing this ever. Thus, NOT GAMBLING!

And everything is insane in this world now. I’m amazed Miller’s lawyers didn’t try to talk him out of this, but they figured they’d get paid either way, and is going to take his butthurt self for whatever they can. I’m sure they’re trying to talk him into another lawsuit right now, in fact.

So, lessee:

-Two tech bros,
-One who worked on shepherding branded mobile games,
-And another who worked for an outsourcing company,
-who had nothing to do with the company announce that it’s coming back,
-And their money backer is a Chinese holdings firm, known for owning acquisition happy Rebellion Games and shambling…

Sorry, I logged into the right account this time. I’ll remember it for future reference.

Meltzer Driver.

Publix is no Wegman’s. There. I said it. I’d say it again if I had to.

Also, key lime pie is terrible.

Are you seriously going to ask if Bruce Lee could beat up Dracula?!

Of COURSE Bruce Lee is gonna mollywhomp Dracula! How is this even a question!

“My Donald is not a racist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a racist... but he is NOT a porn star!”

My understanding is that the NXT contracts aren’t that great, but they dangle the carrot of getting called up to the main roster as the main motivator. And it works for a lot of guys, I’m sure. They’re used to getting shorted on the indies, so making about $80K a year can sound amazing, especially since most live in…

Hey Dave, just a heads up, the tweet you’ve got posted from Fite is now an ad for Starrcade. now granted, I’m all for promoting it, but I’m sure it’s not the one you intended. I’m guessing it’s this one:

He’s absolutely right! They do make racist, dangerous movies in theaters! Like, ah, um...

They asked him to provide one example of the dangerous, racist movies they put out. He couldn’t.

Moist. Damp. Soggy, if you will.

Our Moist Damp Soggy President.

There ain’t much to root for in football right now, but this. This kid right here? I’m rooting for him. To make the team. To make the starting rotation. To make it big.

Go get ‘em, Damon.

I wonder if anyone in the WWE front office has had a brief moment of clarity and thought “You know, if we keep leaning on the superstars of the past to keep fan interest going, at the sacrifice of today’s wrestlers, what’s going to happen when we need those wrestlers we’ve sacrificed to be the legends that will pop…

“Alexa, why does every person associated with Barstool Sports look like they’re lower-rent Eric Trump?”

Why am I not surprised that ATT, who had an unmemorable overstay in TNA at one of it’s (many) low points, is responsible for this guy.

Fixed for you.

Ya know...

The sudden collective decline in the mental stability of everyone in the United States may be correlated to the decline and ultimate demise of Radio Shack.

...Holy shit, guys, I have to go do some math, and apply for a grant!

...BLUCHER!

I’m really excited for Deppen’s chances for getting signed, he’s got a great, weird energy to him that absolutely reminds me of Chuck Taylor (appropriately, Deppen is also in Icarus’ reborn F.I.S.T. stable, along with Travis Huckabee). I also think people are sleeping on Daniel Makabe, who really gained me as a fan at…