Are The Raiders playing a night game this year? I only ask because I fully expect Incognito to go full Billy Blanks in The Last Boy Scout and gun down several defensive players during a game before shooting himself. But since he’s a Raider now, the bullet will go through his eye and not kill him, and Chuckie will…

Here's a serious question: How DID Simple Jack inherent an entire football team?

More sympathetic and better backstories, too.

BTW calling it now, Jex Del will be my favorite character in The Rise Of Skywalker.

I feel so much better about myself knowing that guy is 27 and looks like that. He looks like what Zack Ryder will look like at his Hall Of Fame induction that they won’t actually air on the WWE Network.

Right now, I’ve given up on the shitbag Bills and I’m on standby to be a fan of the shitbag Jags. This is strictly on the basis that Tony Khan is financially backing AEW (and when I say that, I mean Shad Khan is financially backing Tony Khan financially backing AEW), and if AEW’s success depends on the Jags tanking…

Yeah, it’s a shame the Mets didn’t try to get him, that chud deserves then, and they deserve him. But Cincy is a good place for his career to die out too.

I don’t ever want to meet Miles Austin in any back alley in Raccoon City or while I’m walking in a hallway in an Umbrella facility, unless I have the magnum and freeze rounds.

So it looks like the biggest hangup of this is going to be the locality of the Unlimited screens and having to pay fees to see movies in IMAX, 3DX, etc. It sounds like it’s actually Unlimited movie showings (you can’t tell just from names these days, let’s face it). It’ll be interesting to see which theaters are…

Let’s not just stop with Wiseau voicing black, white, asian players...this is the year we introduce female players, too.

Fuck it...Tommy voices every character in MyPlayer. Even the announcers. Let’s shoot for the moon.

See, they did this all wrong. The most jarring thing isn’t the terrible VO of these players who are NOT even skilled at reading a script, it’s the fact that it clashes so hard with the trained, professional VAs who are your character, the other NPCs, and so on. So, the solution is obvious...go all in and make EVERY…

Yeah, I’m sure his punishment will come today, and they’ll try to do it as quietly as possible (which is going to be almost impossible with it involving LeBatard).

Fucking thanks, there goes my one good idea.

It’s just Mac asking where Chase Utley went to, that’s all.

“That a murders row of comedic talent they’ve got lined up there”

You had me at “You can customize The Avengers”.

“Now, I know that there’s been a lot of people who have been questioning my leadership, and the decisions I have made. And sadly, I’ve had a talk with the Governor, and as of today, I have tendered my resignation. I appreciate the fact that all of you have worked so hard to make the DHS one of the best run divisions…

There is no truth to the internal rumor, at the moment at least, that Foxhoven would be brought back to head the DHS as a hologram.

Man, I hate Cubs fans. This kinda seals it.