Somebody needs to redact whoever cuts his hair.

Here’s how you know we’re fucked up as a people. This guy is able to attack porn performer accounts with impunity, while his Twitter account is still allowed to be active, and probably will never be shut down. That these women have to be the ones who have to be cautious is fucking sickening.

As a Ducks fan, good lord, I hope so.

Amazing that, because everyone in Trump’s camp decided not to do the crazy shit that he was asking them to do to cover their own asses, they were somehow able to be completely guilty, but not guilty enough for Mueller’s team to go after them. They all failed upward, and somehow came out of this ok. Meanwhile, Mueller…

I’m going to say it.

This too. I can illustrate this with a personal anecdote. A few years ago, I had to move back to my small hometown when I left my job and couldn’t find a new one. While I was home, my mother’s brother died, and her and my father had to go to NC for his funeral. The problem was, both my brother and I were working part…

Look, I get that we have to be all Ride share Bad, grrrr, grrrrr, but after having to put up with atrocious taxi service in my small city (bad, barely functional cars, surly, weird, and straight up racist drivers, rides of more than 8 miles between towns costing $50 or more, literally being told that I couldn’t get to…

Alternate Title:
“Celtics Fan Banned For Being A Celtics Fan”

This is a black eye for my hometown school, but I’m actually more impressed that there is a guy at Colgate named Rhodehouse. That’s pretty badass.

Same. I haven’t seen it in a while, so I was trying to think about what kind of effects there could have been, outside of the time machine.

What a goddamn brilliant movie. Watching that and Primer together is such a delightful mindfuck.

Minus points to him for not telling Nike he’d get rid of it in “One Fell Swoosh”.

This is one of those things where I really hope she’s right, but I think she may be too optimistic.

I mean, Syberia is right there, guys...

I could be way off here, but it’s weird to think that the only guy who may have escaped that was Bill Gates of all people. I know back in the day he was pretty cutthroat and would get angry, but it seems like the work he’s done with his and his wife’s foundation, and the fact that he doesn’t seem to shoot his mouth…

God, that gave me chills.

Favorite part is SI removing the one segment, because he said fuck. Not because he called a black man a dog.

Thanks for doing the bare minimum to cover your asses, SI. You deserve a medal, or a raise, or a beatdown in Strawberry Mansion, or something...

Heeeeey, fuck this chud, and fuck the warmed over Maxim of bro media, Vice.

Fuck both of those pieces of trash.