“Imagine, if you will, a gaming platform that has no need for a system or physical media of any kind, completely streaming and dependent on a solid online connection. Imagine not being able to technically own any of the games you spend upwards of $60 for. Now imagine that service is brought to you by Google. That…

Probably not good to do it again, but TBH, MoviePass was still the better option when it was like this, before the whole thing went off the rails. I tried Cinemia when it had its deal, but didn’t see a single movie while I had it due to it’s confusing system of picking a movie. Finally it cancelled itself when I…

I’m putting money down on vaporware/Never gets released past beta.

I’m glad her dad’s gone so I can go back to not having any sympy for her.

Meghan, you asshole idiot asshole. Fuck you.

I can’t wait until they start bundling this with Fallout ‘76 and trying to give them away at busy streetcorners.

I can’t wait until they start bundling this with Fallout ‘76 and trying to give them away at busy streetcorners.

This feels like schadenfreud, but with fewer steps.

You know, I really am happy that Laura and Jacob have found each other and are in love and I wish them the best in their relationship, because it makes the odds of them being destroyed together in a car accident or a plane explosion or being suffocated under 1200 tons of cattle manure that much higher.

Good thing socialism isn’t his daughter, or otherwise he’d want to fuck it.

Other treatment plans the Rams are considering for Gurley’s knee:
-Going into a wormhole and finding an alternate reality where Gurley’s knee isn’t jacked
-Going on a Jeff Gillooley style rampage just wacking the crap out of every players’ knees in the NFL to make it even
-redshirting him
-Injecting polio into his knee in…

This is all my opinion, but to me the problem with doing that is, since this is such a shitty, shitty world, I feel like shooting straight like that would then expose Steam to be sued by developers whose games they did reject, making a big stink about “their First Amendment rights”, and that having it solidly in…

A step sideways from “They can’t be all that bad, they make a lot of money!”

Yup, I’m officially co-opting the term “Common Boys” to describe all of these shitbirds. Everyone of them, even those not related to Stool.

He doesn’t even have 93% approval in his own family.

Oh, also used taxpayer money to furnish his office and buy shit for himself, but I figured that’s what all of these snakes do, so it’s just assumed.

Send this doof to jail.

“Wait, you play as Tor Johnson and rape and kill people?! What??"

They spent two years of their lives making this.

It doesn’t help that the dialogue in these shots and the developer both sound like a 15 year old idiot.

“Who hurt you ladies?”

We’ll never be that lucky.

...“Hint Hint, Simon And Schuster!”