Since I just finished the main plot of Spider-Man PS4, it’s onto a long run of working on Fire Pro Wrestling World’s new Fire Promoter mode!

Clamjam wins just on the strength that they are the only one to include On The Border Tortilla Chips, the best chips that can be bought in a store.

Shouldn’t this article read “Paid Sponsor Content By Univision Communications”?

“It walked into a door. It’s probably not injured, it just thinks it’s injured. What wife?”

Western NY is the Florida of the Northeast. Change My Mind.

Phillies Gonna Philly, I guess.

You know what I love most about Trump? Since he loves the Mob lifestyle so much, you’d think he would value people who can keep their mouths shut about his business. But nope, every one of his creeps fold under pressure, and even can’t stop giving stuff up when they’re not even prompted to. Because their egos are too…

Trump’s reality being formed by things he saw on TV and in movies and still thinks is how the world works is one of the most fascinating aspects of this nightmare train we’re on, and I hope someone writes a book about it someday.

I like that Rafi made sure we knew it was the 2012 Looper, and not the 1941 Looper the movie was based on.

That’s a lie...like the lie that anyone would tell themselves that John Hickenlooper has a snowball’s chance in Tempe of getting elected President and not wasting everyone’s time.

David Smith, Sinclair Media Group: WHERE DO I SEND THE CHECK?!

J Jonah Jameson Jr. was a space werewolf. Your argument is invalid.

Fuck banning him from the CFL, ban him from North America for even daring.

How dare you people ignore the wonderfulness of these two people finding each other, because it sounds like they deserve each other.

BTW I’m gonna puke if another person tried to defend themselves from being either a liar, a cheat, or both by saying “Why can’t we just celebrate and raise each other up instead of…

Reminder: This is not The Onion.

Second Reminder: The entirety of reality is The Onion instead.

I don’t care what anybody says, these two are the best, and give the forever precious Megan Mullaly and Nick Offerman (AKA OfferMeg) a run for their money.

That idiocy being put up over the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum shows the level of not-getting-it these people are on.

“...can we charge people money to go into it? I mean, it sounds very unfair if people could go into it for free. Why should I not be able to make something off of this? Very sad.”

#FakeNews

Take your star, you fascist wingnut.

OK, fine, I’ll contribute.