...wait, but didn’t...

“Many people criticized the match,” Inoki said. “That fight wasn’t a cooked-up scenario.”

Think of it like this: Reporters at press conferences held by the police always pepper the police with questions about the case, looking for details on the crime, the suspect, the victim, everything. And do you know what the answer from the police is almost 95% of the time? “I’m not able to share that information at…

He’s gonna do great with the NY media!

It is a great turn, very similar to the Straight-Edge Society stuff that CM Punk engineered during the run that started to put him on the map in the WWE. But since I support what Bryan says and does, it does make me worry, because I know what the natural conclusion to this will be: He’ll lose the title and be…

I’m guessing they changed it to Ellie instead of Gage because seeing a slightly older girl run down and killed and resurrected is more palatable to audiences than seeing a boy toddler get killed?

I can kinda understand that, because Gage’s death in the original movie really messed me up as a kid, to the point where I…

Downside: Seeing yet another piece of shit asshole find a way to fail upward.

Upside: His track record with MRSA is encouraging being around the Pats!

WHY!
DOES ANYONE!
STILL LET!
THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
SAY ANYTHING!
TO AN OPEN CAMERA?!?!?!?!!?!?!

I’m pretty sure falling asleep during that asshole’s Twitter Rant: The Movie speech is going to help him own this. Little dude’s a legend now.

I’m really digging those colors, the Lannisters in particular. Shame I have no interest in spending upwards of $200 for a pair.

Good sentiment, but also, top-notch word work. Here’s an orange.

It’s too early to say it, I know, but at what point do we lay this death specifically at the feet of the Administration for their stuntshow shutdown?

“Psh, look at this cuckmaster cucksheep over here still believing in skies...”

Just admit that you booted Jones off because he’s not as much of a draw as 45th and you got called out for all his violations by the media, thus forcing your hand. That’s easier to do that becoming a pudding brain and saying “Well, I’m pretty sure Obama threatened to nuke NK, and we didn’t ban him, did we?” (Even…

The Knicks are playing a game of Jenga on the San Andreas fault here. All it’s going to take is one thing to go wrong to put this franchise behind a decade, and it’ll be pretty much either not getting the guy they want in the draft, or getting pudding brain at the last minute and deciding to go after another tall,…

I was alright paying full price* for the game, even when it went on sale for half price on Black Friday. Now...now I feel like a complete chump. Also, I haven’t picked up the game in 2 months.

*(In my defense, I had decided to cancel my Amazon preorder just before the game came out, only to find out it had shipped.…

Fucking. Wow.

I think we all knew this was coming.

Please welcome the newest Knick, Lonzo Ball.

Oh, I like this guy. Five Guys is the Great Transcender.
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