Knowing that’s Crowder now makes me want to retire that meme permanently.

Hail to the Redskins

There are no coincidences anymore. People can’t hide behind that bullshit.

Well, if he does that when he’s nervous or agitated, I’m sure we won’t see much of it, what with him having to deal with the sports media of *checks notes* New York City.

If I had this game, I’d report this shit so fucking hard.

This kid should have given at the office, then.

I just read this sentence and blood starting shooting out of my nose.

I’ll do everything I can to make sure this corpse gets put back in the ground where it belongs. Fuck Peter Thiel.

Judging from the quality of presidents at MSU lately, that just means they’re removing the “interim” from his title...

It sounds like they’re setting up Mysterio to be orchestrating these attacks himself, where he makes himself look like a magical hero who saves the day, but it’s all a lot of smoke and mirrors (heh), and that he has a ulterior motive. It’s an old trope, but him attacking these elementals and knowing Beck’s motivations…

That would be the best thing ever.

This asshole really just wanted an excuse to have as many burgers as he could without it seeming weird.

Credit where credit is due, at least he didn’t also have a separate table of KFC Chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.

There’s so much that’s creepy in the slowness of ST:TMP. The transporter malfunction that claims the original science officer (the line “What we got back...didn’t live long” is haunting to me. I think it’s the first time that the dangers of teleporters has ever been even broached in the context of the series). V’Ger…

Armand Assante, who I’ll always remember from the underrated sexy noir parody Fatal Instinct.

I can’t make it work in my mind that Zombieland and Jennifer’s Body came out the same year. I feel like Zombieland was only released a few years ago, and Jennifer’s Body came out way earlier than 2009.

Time is a flat circle, indeed.

They do realize that it seems the only thing Gase is good at is beating the Jets, and that just guarantees that he’s going to keep beating them, not making them better, right?

Yeah, I still reported his ass for targeted harassment.

Moist President.

Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not go in so hard on 1986 Penthouse, that was a banner year for them!

I’ve officially hit the point where anytime his name is mentioned that he’s going to be on any talk show, I shudder. I don’t want to keep hearing him false-outraging about how he’s not gonna talk about this, then him talking about it, that he’s apologized profusely (when he really hasn’t). I’m tired of all of this.…