I’ll go one better. The Peterman will be both the starting QB AND the QB Coach.

I’m just glad this is a team initiative. Usually you see a story like this, the next thing you read is “An internal investigation has been launched within the organization.”

This also reminds me of the time when I was working at a station, playing Smackdown: Just Bring It before my shift started on the lobby on the…

*throws your star at the back of your knees while you’re not looking*

That’s a no for me, dawg.

It’s kinda jarring, because in every interview that Vulture covered, it sounds like Hart’s biggest concern is that people from the LGBTQAI+ community are going to come after him for telling the jokes, because they are too sensitive, not because it’s wrong to do and demeans people who have been demeaned for years.

So,…

My god, next year is going to be amazing.

And now I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop and find out that “Ellie” is a GamerGater who’s looking to further discredit female players.

I would say I can’t believe these guys get paid to write this drivel, but then I remember that they’re probably getting paid in “exposure” and Stuart Scott bobbleheads.

NOTHING SAYS PARTY DECK LIKE GTE FINANCIAL YOU ARE NOW A PART OF GTE FINANCIAL!

So, am I clueless for thinking that he asked for that money to be donated to the Trump Foundation from all of these entities as a way to get around him paying taxes on them as a performer? It feels like, as a layman with very little understanding of tax law, it’s an easy end-around by having money that you plan to use…

The one thing that I can’t figure out is how they got the same 10PM timeslot when Anthem has a minority stake in the company. They seriously couldn’t get it bumped up to 9PM?

The only think I can think of is that they saw that they’d be on the same day as SDL will be when it moves to Fox, and decided it was better to…

This line still cracks me up to this day. “The best thing about Impact is that they’re stuck in the previous broadcasting model, and there’s a good chance their fans don’t have access to the internet. This is a boon for us.”

You can keep your “WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN’, MENE GENE!”s, because there was only one way to address Okerlund:

Schrodinger’s Boondoggle.

I work in TV, we had to carry this, and I know one thing: I really, really, really, really, really wish everyone in the media would just ignore this asshole already. But nope, we’re going to jump on every special report and every presser this moron wants to do.

I don’t know if I’m even going to make it out of 2019,…

God, I never even considered that. Fuck, well, there goes my good mood for the day.

He’s been in movies, how was he NOT the first person the producers called?!

Same TBF.

You going down for shuffleboard in the morning?

2019:

Less Proud Boys,
More Round Boys.